*** Sarah Does San Diego ***

Because I know how reading long posts about someone's vacation can make you want to stab your eye with a rusty fork and fill the socket with rubbing alcohol, I'll sum this trip up in a few sentences and photos...

Friday Night - Flight to San Diego was delayed an hour.  Had my dinner on the plane.  Thank God we stopped at In-N-Out Burger on the way to Nic's from the airport.

Got off the plane in San Diego and after grabbing my luggage,

THIS walks in to greet me...

Pardon the blurry but you really need to see this shit up close!

Friday night consisted of us sitting on the patio, drinking beer,

and laughing our asses off.

I went to bed with my snuggle buddy, Baby Lennon, and luckily woke up the next morning before Nic blared Justin Bieber's bullshit throughout the house.

Baby Lennon, aka Bitch Tits

Nic showed off her Martha Stewart skills and made a kickass breakfast.

(Excellent work on incorporating protein, Nic!)



Nic can kick Martha's ass in a penis pancake contest!



Nic and I decided to go thrifting.  We really love our new dresses. 

Can you tell?



After thrifting, we filled our bellies with Chipotle,

then got a wild hair up our asses and got our noses pierced!

Yeah I know, you can't see the piercings well.  Just pretend cuz they really are there!

I learned not to announce you have to take a shit while at Nic's house, or you will walk out of the bathroom and see this hanging across the doorway...

Other things that happened that I don't have pictures of...

~ Waking up Sunday morning to the Macarena blaring throughout the house ~

~ Baby Lennon farting on me...more than once.  Cat farts smell horrible!! ~

~ Sarah and Nic recording their first podcast. ~

~ Nic's multiple snorts throughout the weekend from laughing too hard. ~

~ Sarah and Nic fertilizing the yard on the side of the house ~

~ The Hippie being EXTREMELY patient & sweet the entire time I was there ~

After Nic and The Hippie dropped me off at the airport and after many hugs and "I love yous", I made it to the line for security.  As I reached in to my carry on bag for something, I found a little note tucked in the side pocked written by the one and only Nic...



I love you too, stupid wench.



The trip was amazing, too short, and absolutely full of laughter. 

I miss my best friend immensely and can't wait to see her ugly mug

again in a few weeks!!!

~ Sarah ~

The internet isn't just about porn and Facebook...

It can be about kick ass friendships.

Nic and I met seven years ago...online.

We finally met in person in March 2010. 

We connected in such a way that didn't require us to sit on each other's face.  Out of this online friendship came a stronger "in real life" friendship that continues to grow despite our distance.

We cannot have a serious conversation without one of us belching, farting, or making a sex joke.  It breaks the ice.  It's what we do.

We have ideas.

Good God do we have ideas.

Whether these ideas will come to fruition is unknown.

But we have ideas.

What we DO know is that we will have a podcast.  What we do NOT know is how to do this podcast living 2,000 miles apart but I know that it CAN be done.  We aren't the most tech savvy of broads but we will find a way to make this work.
We apologize in advance if you don't find us funny.  We think we are hilarious and the key word here is THINK.  We have a lot to say and are frankly tired of listening to each other talk .  Why not make the rest of the interwebs listen? 

We are just getting started so the afterbirth is still dripping off this blog.  Keep your eyes and ears peeled for whats to come.  We talk about everything from sex to scrapbooking, marriage to stand-up comedians, current events to funny pictures of cats.  Like our masthead says, we are are the A.D.D. of blogs.  You don't know what you'll get any given day so keep stopping by.  We will make your jaw drop at one point or another.




~ Sarah & Nic