*** Sarah Does San Diego ***

Because I know how reading long posts about someone's vacation can make you want to stab your eye with a rusty fork and fill the socket with rubbing alcohol, I'll sum this trip up in a few sentences and photos...

Friday Night - Flight to San Diego was delayed an hour.  Had my dinner on the plane.  Thank God we stopped at In-N-Out Burger on the way to Nic's from the airport.

Got off the plane in San Diego and after grabbing my luggage,

THIS walks in to greet me...

Pardon the blurry but you really need to see this shit up close!

Friday night consisted of us sitting on the patio, drinking beer,

and laughing our asses off.

I went to bed with my snuggle buddy, Baby Lennon, and luckily woke up the next morning before Nic blared Justin Bieber's bullshit throughout the house.

Baby Lennon, aka Bitch Tits

Nic showed off her Martha Stewart skills and made a kickass breakfast.

(Excellent work on incorporating protein, Nic!)



Nic can kick Martha's ass in a penis pancake contest!



Nic and I decided to go thrifting.  We really love our new dresses. 

Can you tell?



After thrifting, we filled our bellies with Chipotle,

then got a wild hair up our asses and got our noses pierced!

Yeah I know, you can't see the piercings well.  Just pretend cuz they really are there!

I learned not to announce you have to take a shit while at Nic's house, or you will walk out of the bathroom and see this hanging across the doorway...

Other things that happened that I don't have pictures of...

~ Waking up Sunday morning to the Macarena blaring throughout the house ~

~ Baby Lennon farting on me...more than once.  Cat farts smell horrible!! ~

~ Sarah and Nic recording their first podcast. ~

~ Nic's multiple snorts throughout the weekend from laughing too hard. ~

~ Sarah and Nic fertilizing the yard on the side of the house ~

~ The Hippie being EXTREMELY patient & sweet the entire time I was there ~

After Nic and The Hippie dropped me off at the airport and after many hugs and "I love yous", I made it to the line for security.  As I reached in to my carry on bag for something, I found a little note tucked in the side pocked written by the one and only Nic...



I love you too, stupid wench.



The trip was amazing, too short, and absolutely full of laughter. 

I miss my best friend immensely and can't wait to see her ugly mug

again in a few weeks!!!

~ Sarah ~